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In life there are two things involved...
You are either a MAN or a WOMAN.
If you are a woman, you are safe.
But if you a man,there are two things involved...
You are either a CIVILIAN or a MILITARY.
If you are a civilian,you are safe.
But if you a military,there are two things involved...
You are either in the OFFICE or in the BATTLE FRONT.
If you are in the office, you are safe.
But if you are in the battle front, there are two things involved...
You either KILL SOMEBODY or SOMEBODY KILLS YOU.
If you kill somebody, you are safe.
But if somebody kills you, there are twn things involved...
You are either BURIED or USE FOR MANURE.
If you are buried, you are safe.
But if you are use for manure, there are two things involved...
You are either USE TO GROW FLOWER or TREE.
If you are use to grow flower, you are safe.
But if you are use to grow tree, there are two things involved...
You are either use to make FURNITURE or TISSUE PAPER.
If you are use for furniture, you are safe.
But if you are use for tissue paper, there are two things involved...
You are either use by a MAN or a WOMAN.
If you are use by a man, yot are safe.
But if you are use by a woman, there are two things involved...
You are either use for the BACK or the FRONT.
If you are use for the back, you are safe.
But if you use for the front, there are two things involved...
You either contact GONORHEA or HIV.
If you contact gónorhea, you are safe.
But if you contact HIV, there is only one thing involved...
YOU WILL DIE !!!!

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